To A Woman During an Argument
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Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread.
Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
Shouldn't you consult the great Oprah on this one?
Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Looks like someone had an extra
bowl of B#%$@! flakes this morning!
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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